I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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