You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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