69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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