I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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