I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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