How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Why did my mother make you get naked?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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