It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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