so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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