yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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