who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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