The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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