When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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