Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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