I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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