She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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