my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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