Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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