theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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