He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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