If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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