yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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