All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
nutella sex= disaster
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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