She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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