someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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