i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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