Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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