I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?