hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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