I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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