Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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