There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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