Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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