i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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