If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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