and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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Take your time, I'll wait