If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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