OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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