Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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