There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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