so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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