What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
