AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's shark week go big or go home
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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