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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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