i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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