Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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