I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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