Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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