I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Jerry, you need to find god
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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