Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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