Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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