The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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