It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
