he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
They are going to name an STD after you.
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