I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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