dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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