can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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