Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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