VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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